Remember Ms. Busy Body from the train? Well, meet her cousin, Ms. Bitch-who-parks-in-disabled-spots-to-save-time Stopping in Portlaoise for lunch, we saw a woman pull into the disabled spot. Whatever about me, Mum is pretty passionate about this subject too. We pull down the window and get her attention. ‘That’s a disabled spot, we have a sticker [...]
Ugh. So, today, I brought in my laptop to help the head of the English department set up the ‘English Blog’, where students can submit their short stories, poems, articles and reviews. I even submitted an edited version of my review of the Irish Simpsons’ episode. Edited to remove the nerdiness! When we were finished [...]
So, I’m tearing myself away from iPhone-ing but I have a tale to tell. So, sit back, relax, and attend the tale of the chocolate shampoo. Yes. You read that right. Chocolate shampoo. I finally got up about two hours ago, and hopped in the shower. I reach for the green shampoo but it’s empty. [...]
If you follow me on Twitter, you’ll know that my leg gave out on me yesterday as I was carrying my laptop. I fell to the floor, banging my laptop on the dresser and giving it an awful hard knock on the ceramic tiles of the kitchen floor. After making sure I hadn’t broken my [...]
*sigh* I woke up this morning, and what did I see? My badges. I have three badges. My ‘I TRUST TOMMY’ one, my ‘MEDIA WHORE’ one, and my ‘FECK THE RECESSION’ one. Well, that’s what they’re meant to say… Chocolate Whore I Trust Chocolate Feck the chocolate * Christssake! Isn’t there some legal something-or-other that [...]
Ladies and Gentlemen, what is this: If you said ‘apple crumble’, and this was an exam, you would have scored a B. If you had said ‘apple crumble with chocolate squares cunningly hidden in the crumble itself’ you’d have got your full marks. Yes, members of the jury blog community, it seems that the earlier [...]
Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t brothers meant to support you in your new year’s resolution? Yeah, I thought so too. Either I’m wrong, or my brother just goes against the grain. Send your answers on a postcard. Now, you may or may not know that I decided to not eat any chocolate [...]
Before I continue with today’s post, I regret to announce that we haven’t had a flake of snow today. Boo :( * I hurted myself today. :( There was an announcement on the intercom this morning during Geography. “Would the 1st Year Business Studies class for period 3 please go to the senior GPA*, thank [...]