Smoothie
by Tommy
Today, we bought a smoothie maker, and much hilarity ensued. Here is how to make one, Collison style:
Frozen fruit, only 2€ per packet from Dunnes Stores. Why struggle with fresh fruit when you’re going to be eating it cold anyway?
Next, natural yoghurt. That squiggle on my hand was testing whether a pen works. It did.
Either milk or orange juice can be used.
Pour the orange juice into your concoction, which admittedly doesn’t look particularly appetizing. Just you wait… :)
Nope, it’s no more appetizing this way up. Anyhow, put the lid on, and T minus 30 seconds until….
Vroom vroom.
Do I realize that they’re Christmas themed glasses? Yes. Do I know it’s still November? Yes. Do I care? No. In fact, I’m listening to Christmas music right now. I regret nothing! :)
Viva la Navidad!
So, one’s for me, who wants the second one?






