Tommy Collison

Camping is a symphony of insects performing their own version of dawn chorus in symphony. High def too.

Camping is having to extract a handfull of ants from each shoe before putting it on. The decision whether to remove them individually or to simply stick your foot in and stink them out is completely up to you.

Camping is having to wrestle with the western style doors to gain access to the bathroom.

Camping is turning over one of the rugsacks and finding two pairs of snails on the outside. Mating. Um, classy…?