Tommy Collison

I was talking with Sinéad on Monday night, and we got talking about the new cane, of course. She asked if I’d spoken to Aislinn 2. I replied no, but I would. So this is kinda what this post is about!

WANTED: Someone who talks with canes/walking sticks (think Dr. Dolittle with less fur).

To basically explain to my previous cane that while 3.0 is cool with all the flames and whatnot, you were a great cane who was quite literally with me all the way.

OK, this is a lie. We got the cane because Aislinn 1 and 2 were too weak. But, I’m sure any guidance counselor worth their salt could invent some sort of spiel, couldn’t they?

Now I’ll probably get someone giving out to me. “No Tommy! Aislinn is dealing with severe feelings of inadequacy right now, you’ve got to be serious!” Oh well. I was never taught that.