Trust Tommy

Nope, not iPhone 3.0. I can’t have that, because I’d need to switch to o2, and despite their godawful customer service, Meteor’s free-texts keep me with them. For now.

3.0 refers to Aislinn 3.0. I decided my cane needed a name, after those crutches I had when I was 3

They were fluorescent yellow, and they had names too! One was Pongo, the other Perdi, after the leads in 101 Dolmations, a film I was quite taken by back then.

This is the third Aislinn, hence the post title. Aislinn 1 snapped in half, sending me flying into a wall, while Aislinn 2 was deemed not strong enough to be used as a walking aid, and would have to be retired from service.

Yes, it’s House replica cane time.
Yes, I have a problem.
No, I will not go see a specialist