Firstly, why have a bank holiday tomorrow? No fair! I just got on summer holidays, it’s a waste of a perfect opportunity to just not go into school, and what happens? I’m already on holidays, I need not of your feeble bank holiday! I need to stockpile these things, then some time in September I can use [...]
Mum raises the excellent point about the cheek of the priests of the Catholic Church, sending a letter home to parents of kids making their confirmation asking them not to go OTT on their ‘special day’. It’s not the fact that they want a non-flamboyant confirmation, which is something Mum has always advocated, it’s the [...]
8 tweets I will unfollow you after. Lowercase letters in 1 and 3 indicate variables 1. w many followers until z! x! y! Yes, 7,000 is a very round number, but if you’re one of the types who tweet “6 more!”, “3 more!”, “1 more, c’mon lads!” I’m just going straight into your profile and [...]
This is like those pre-2006 Bebo trends, only not stupid. Over the course of my bloggy life, I seem to have aquired some extra members to my family, as well as getting current ones on twitter: Mom: Lily Dad: Denis Othermom: Alexia Otherdad: Damien Uncle: Charles Auntie: Kate Granny: Grannymar Grandad: Grandad
….FOR THE SUMMER! Disclaimer :: Champagne provided is purely for celebratory purposes only
OK, I know I said I wouldn’t post but since when did I ever obey things like Blogging Bank Holidays? Here’s part of my essay for English, the title was My Favourite Things Place: So many people would choose some quiet tranquil retreat to be their ‘favorite’ place. It will be some secret haven that [...]
Seeing as it’s coming up to the beginning of my summer holidays (free on Thursday!), my summer exams start this week. 8 exams (not counting my options, Music and Business) over Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Now, I wanted to do well, so some serious study is in order. Having said that, I didn’t want Trust [...]
Yeah, it’s House, get over it! Dear God, Hope you got the letter and I pray you can make it better down here. I don’t mean a big reduction in the price of beer But all the people that you made in your image, See them starving on their feet ‘Cause they don’t get enough [...]
Yesterday, I got a DM from my favourite oldest brother, saying that he’d forgotten his PIN for his phone, and asking me to ring up Meteor (our network provider) to get it back. Now, usually I would have told him to get his other Jeeves to do it, because I was busy trying to get [...]