NEWSFLASH

by Tommy

In roughly two months’ time, I’ll have a Cocker Spaniel. Woot!! 

A girl in school’s dog is pregnant, so give it nine months and I’ll be a dog owner. 
In other news, the weather here is lovely, as it has been for the last few days. 
I’ve decided to compile my “day chart”
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Mondayz: Suck, no other word. No redeeming qualities.
Tuezdayz:  Not much better. Still, no Monday blues.

Wednezdayz: Getting better toward the middle of the week.

Thurzdayz: Knowing that there’s only one more day!!

Fridayz: Awesome. You will never find me happier than on a Friday afternoon at 4. The whooooole weekend is yours! (Even if Mum drags you off to Kilkenny)

Saturdayz: Best_Day_Ever. Doctor who, lie ins, sunshine. Nothing’s better

Sundayz: Lie-ins, but you have the bitter taste of Mondays looming on your conscience,